deleting and reactivating my tumblr tonight
because yahoo deleted my email address and tumblr changed my password

and neither will give it back 0:)

edit: i can’t even delete this shit without my password fuck ya’ll

moving to: fuckyourfuckingpants.tumblr.com

frankie-stein:

me doing anything: am i making people uncomfortable? am i going overboard? am i too much? am i annoying others? am i too clingy? a

totolygay:

usobuki:

clesktop:

koi-strology:

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

Source: [x]

THERE IS NO WAY ANY OF THESE ARE REAL IM SO MAD

these are actually real that’s honestly just how bad the book is

The author of 50 shades may have more money than I will ever make in my lifetime, but I know that I’ll always be better

some-fantastic-url-name:

just-watch-me-hachiko:

ulanji:

torukun1:

letmebecrystalqueer:

yourfavmoroccan:

i-am-haram:

chai tea (tea tea)

naan bread (bread bread)

sharia law (law law)

sahara desert (desert desert)

lake tahoe (lake lake)

el camino way (the way way)

pendle hill (hill hill hill)

soviet union (union union)

mississippi river (big river river)

the los angeles angels (the the angels angels)

hula dance (dance dance)
dc comics (detective comics comics)

shakira (shakira)